Thursday, 3 September 2009

Home Truths

On Wednesdays, the configuration in our house changes significantly: the parent-to-child ratio shifts to 1:2.

In other words, I am out-numbered.

Yesterday was my first experience of this frightening new configuration, and I am pleased to announce that I am still alive.
In fact, I have realised that parenting is actually quite easy *


* As long as you:

1/ Have absolutely nothing else to do.
2/ Never need to leave the house.
3/ Do not mind living in pyjamas (and are basically unconcerned about personal hygiene in general...).
4/ Can survive without regular nourishment.
5/ Have the physical strength and stamina of an olympic athlete.

Role on next Wednesday!

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