Here's a snapshot of the baffling interactions that mark the daily life of a young Englishwoman in the south of France:
At the shoe/belt/bag repair shop at Leclerc. Have come in to pick up my new leather belt. Had left it there an hour earlier with gruff yet smart middle-aged Frenchman, who was supposed to fix a thin leather strap onto the belt, to make it stay in place.
Me (being shown the belt): "Ah, great. Looks good. How much do I owe you?"
Him: "14 euros 90, I'm afraid. That's the set price."
Me: "Wow - that's a lot. I mean, it's just a tiny piece of leather."
Him: "I know. That's the set price, see. But let's say 7 euros."
Me (confused but smart enough not to let a good deal go): "Great, thank you!"
Him (smiles flirtatiously).
Me (hands over money, smiles flirtatiously).
Me: "Au revoir, Monsieur!"
Him: "Au revoir, Madame!"
End of transaction.
Net value of flirtatious smile = 7 euros 90
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